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Ralph Wiggum's Appearances

This list is presently being compiled.  Please inform me of any omissions.  Since I am going through each episode (albeit on fast-forward), it will take some time to complete this guide for all episodes.

Please note that 'Not Seen' means that Ralph was not seen, while 'Not Yet Evaluated' means that I haven't gotten around to watching the episode with the computer in front of the TV.

To my knowledge, Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment (7F13) was the first appearance of Ralph.  'Wiggum' was present on the tournament board in 'Dead Putting Society', but Ralph was never seen.  Lisa's Pony (8F06) is the first episode that Ralph has a line in.  However, not only does he say something uncharacteristic for 'Ralph', but it is in a voice much different from the one we all know and love.


7F13 Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment
Ralph is seen watching 'Broadcast Nudes' at Bart's house. His first appearance: he looks shocked, but says nothing.
7F15 Principal Charming
Not Seen
7F16 Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
Not Yet Evaluated
7F14 Bart's Dog Gets An F
Not Yet Evaluated
Deep, Deep Trouble (0:04 Music Video)
7F17 Old Money
Not Seen
7F18 Brush with Greatness
Not Seen
7F19 Lisa's Substitute
Not Yet Evaluated
7F20 War of the Simpsons
Not Yet Evaluated
7F21 Three Men and a Comic Book
Not Yet Evaluated
7F22 Blood Feud
Not Yet Evaluated
7F24 Stark Raving Dad
Not Yet Evaluated
8F01 Mr. Lisa Goes To Washington
Not Yet Evaluated
7F23 When Flanders Failed
Not Yet Evaluated
8F03 Bart The Murderer
Not Yet Evaluated
8F04 Homer Defined
Not Yet Evaluated
8F05 Like Father, Like Clown
8F02 Treehouse Of Horror II
Not Seen
8F06 Lisa's Pony
Watching Lisa ride her pony
"...But what man can tame her." -His first line, in response to a comment about Lisa taming her pony
8F07 Saturday's Of Thunder
Not Yet Evaluated
8F08 Flaming Moe
Not Yet Evaluated
8F09 Burns Verkauft das Kraftwerk
Not Yet Evaluated
8F10 I Married Marge
Not Yet Evaluated
8F11 Radio Bart
Not Yet Evaluated
8F12 Lisa the Greek
Not Yet Evaluated
8F14 Homer Alone
Not Yet Evaluated
8F16 Bart The Lover
Not Yet Evaluated
8F13 Homer At The Bat
Not Yet Evaluated
8F15 Separate Vocations
Not Yet Evaluated
8F17 Dog Of Death
Not Yet Evaluated
8F19 Colonel Homer (Lurleen on Me)
Not Yet Evaluated
8F20 Black Widower (The Return of Sideshow Bob)
Not Yet Evaluated
8F21 Otto Show
Not Yet Evaluated
8F22 Bart's Friend Falls in Love
Not Yet Evaluated
8F23 Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
Not Seen
8F24 Kamp Krusty
Attends Camp Krusty (he sits behind Bart).
'He's still funny, but not ha-ha funny.' - in response to the Barney/Krusty
'A change of underwear!' - received in the mail
Runs past Kent Brockman painted in warpaint.
8F18 Oh! Streetcar! (A Streetcar Named Marge)
Not Seen
9F01 Homer the Heretic
Not Seen
9F02 Lisa the Beauty Queen
'Very Wrigley' - Ralph's description of Lisa's 'chewing gum walk' in the school cafeteria.
9F04 Treehouse of Horror III
Not Seen
9F03 Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie
Not Seen
9F05 Marge Gets a Job
Not Seen
9F06 New Kid on the Block
Not Seen
9F07 Mr. Plow
Not Seen
9F08 Lisa's First Words
Not Seen
9F09 Homer's Triple Bypass
Not Seen
9F10 Marge vs. the Monorail
'Can it outrun the Flash?' - asked of Lyle Lanly
9F11 Selma's Choice
Not Seen
9F12 Brother from the Same Planet
Not Seen
9F13 I Love Lisa
This episode really deserve it's own analysis, but for now I'm listing pretty much just Ralph's lines

'My parents won't let me use scissors'
Ralph: 'Ms Hoover'
Ms. Hoover: 'Yes Ralph'
Ralph:'I don't have a red crayon'
Ms. Hoover: 'Why not?'
Ralph:'I ate it'
'Ms Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulder'
Ralph sobs when he gets no valentines, prompting Lisa to change one for Ralph
'You choo-choo-choose me?'
Ralph: 'Can I walk you home, valentine?'
Lisa: 'Sure, I guess'
Ralph:'That valentine sure was funny. It said, Choo-choo-choose-me and there's a picture of a train.... So, do you like stuff?... The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there.'
'I guess so'
'Dad, how do you get a girl to like you?'
'OK dad, I'll be persistent. Is that how you got mom?'
'Yes sir, I'd do anything for Lisa'
'Mr. Simpson, the tar fumes are making me dizzy'
'Look in the tunk' -note from Ralph
'I am so glad you cho-cho-chose to come'
'Lisa, you want a bite of my ice cream...whoops'
'Ralph. Yes, I love Lisa Simpson, and when I grow up I'm going to marry her!'
'At least you guys are my friends'
'No dad, she made a fool out of me.'
'Leave me alone, I'm here to play George Washington'
As Washington:
'Dear madam, would you put a price on the air we breath or the providence that sustains us.'
'Dear Martha, I fear my time is at hand'
'I asked for no broth. Away with you, lest my cane find your backside!'
'Dear wife, if I could take but one treasure with me to the next life, it would be your tender kiss.'
As Ralph:
'Aw, thanks'
'Let's be friends. It says be and theres a picture of a bee on it. Ha ha'

9F14 Duffless
Enters the science contest with the Alcohol-Fueled Car.
9F15 Last Exit to Springfield
Not Seen
9F17 So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show
Not Yet Evaluated
9F16 The Front
'Three times a day sir'
'Alright, I don't brush...I don't brush!'
'That's enough...that's enough!'
9F18 Whacking Day
'What's a battle?'
9F20 Marge in Chains
Not Yet Evaluated
9F19 Krusty Gets Kancelled
Not Seen
9F21 Homer's Barbershop Quartet
Not Seen
9F22 Cape Feare (Sideshow Bob Returns)
Not Seen
1F02 Homer Goes to College
Not Seen
1F01 Rosebud
Not Seen *
1F04 Treehouse of Horror IV
1F03 Marge on the Lam
Not Seen
1F05 Bart's Inner Child
Seen entering 'Homerland' and waiting for the tramapoline.
'Weee...Ow, I bit my tounge'
1F06 Boy-Scoutz N The Hood
Not Seen
1F07 The Last Temptation of Homer
Not Seen
1F08 $pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)
'I'm Idaho' -- Ralph's reply after getting special recognition for having no help on his costume (Lisa was Floreda)
1F09 Homer the Vigilante
Not Seen
1F11 Bart Gets Famous
Not Yet Evaluated
1F10 Homer and Apu
Not Seen
1F12 Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy
Not Yet Evaluated
1F13 Deep Space Homer
Not Seen
1F14 Homer Loves Flanders
Not Yet Evaluated
1F15 Bart Gets An Elephant
Not Seen
1F16 Burns' Heir
Present at the tryout for Burn's heir (Clancy told him the two E's are energy and enunciate)
1F18 Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baddasssss Song
Ralph: 'Um, Ms Hoover, there's a dog in the vent'
Ms Hoover: 'Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside.'
Ralph: 'He was going to the bathroom.'
Seen laughing at Skinner when he gets the hiccups.
Also seen as Skinner get fired.
Note: Martin Prince is in the cage, not Ralph
1F19 The Boy Who Knew Too Much
Not Seen
1F21 Lady Bouvier's Lover
Not Seen
1F20 Secrets of a Successful Marriage
Not Seen
1F22 Bart of Darkness
Ralph is cheering Bart on to jump.
'Oh, my face is on fire!' - after Homer chlorinates the pool
'Somebody took my juice money' - after Nelson gives Lisa money he found on the bottom of the pool
1F17 Lisa's Rival
'Lisa, what's the answer to number 7?'
'My cat's name is Mittens'
Ralph volunteer to answer a question, only to put his hand down when Ms. Hoover stipulates that it better not be about his cat.
Dancing during the audition jam session, later standing over Lisa
'Hey Allison, what's the answer to number 9?' 'Leave me alone' 'What's a diarama' 'I beat the smart kids! I beat the smart kids!' 'I bent my wookie!' 'My cat's breath smells like cat food'
2F33 Another Simpson's Clip Show
Appears in clips from 'I Love Lisa'
1F11 Bart Gets Famous
Not seen
2F01 Itchy & Scratchy Land
Not Seen
2F02 Sideshow Bob Roberts
'Yes, sir' - Ralph's response to Skinner's 'no grass eating' comment. Of course, it is said with a mouthful of grass.
2F03 Treehouse of Horror V
In 'Nightmare Cafeteria': Ralph is in detention, also in the cafeteria for Octoberfest
One of the few students left in the class, along with Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, and Wendell. His ultimate destination is unknown.
2F04 Bart's Girlfriend
Dressed as cowboy: 'I ate all my caps...Ooo!'
In the Planet of the Apes roundup scene, he is being chased by a black-haired woman with an orange dress (possibly his mom?)
Draws Jesus with wheels in Sunday School
'Wheeee!' - as Ralph goes down the slide.
'Do you have Go, Dog, Go?' - at the library
2F05 Lisa on Ice
'I won! I won!.....Me fail english? That's unpossible.'
2F33 Another Simpsons Clip Show
2F01 Itchy & Scratchy Land
2F02 Sideshow Bob Roberts
2F03 Treehouse of Horror V
2F04 Bart's Girlfriend
2F05 Lisa on Ice
2F06 Homer Bad Man
Not Seen
2F07 Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy
'Will you cook my dinner for me? My parents aren't around and I'm not allowed to turn on the stove.'
Present at the treehouse meeting, and part of the 'Aaaah, reverse vampires!' cry.
2F08 Fear of Flying
Not Seen
2F09 Homer the Great
Seen running out of Lisa's class when the Chosen One arrives.
2F10 And Maggie Makes Three
Not Seen
2F11 Bart's Comet
Not Seen
2F12 Homie the Clown
'I'm a boy' - Ralph's response to Homer/Krusty's 'There's your giraffe, little girl.'
2F13 Bart vs. Australia
Not Seen
2F14 Homer vs. Patty & Selma
Enrolled in TS -tethered swimming - 'I don't feel right'
2F31 A Star is Burns
Not Seen
2F15 Lisa's Wedding
Unconfirmed Siting- it looks like Ralph may be sitting behind Skinner at the wedding (look carefully).
2F18 Two Dozen and One Greyhounds
Not Seen
2F19 The PTA Disbands
Seen in schoolbus, sitting in the exhaust leak (he is the only student NOT coughing)
Seen in the school cafeteria
'Miss Hoover, are you on ..'
2F32 'Round Springfield
Doing some 'nice fluting' with the flute up his nose
2F21 The Springfield Connection
Not Seen
2F22 Lemon of Troy
Not Seen
2F16 Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)
'Ms. Hoover, the floor is shaking...aaaaaaa!'
'chocolate microsopes?'
2F20 Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)
Not Seen (actually, I need to go back and verify this)
2F17 Radioactive Man
Ralph waiting on line, 'Oh no, run!'
Ralph's tryout for Fallout Boy:
Ralph: 'What's for lunch tomorrow?'
Director: 'Next' Ralph: 'Chicken necks?'
Ralph watching them paint the horses: 'What do you do if you want something that looks like a horse?'
Response:'Usually we just tape a bunch of cats together."
Also seen in the crowd when Mickey Rooney gives his speech.
3F01 Home Sweet Home-Diddily-Dum-Doodily
Not Seen
3F02 Bart Sells His Soul
Seen in church with dad (Clancy) and mom (name unknown)
'Where fiery demons will punch me in the back...'
Seen on see-saw (teeter-totter) with his soul in Bart's dream
Sprays Moe with one of those 'super-soaker' type water guns; cries when Moe yells at him
Confronted by Bart: 'Hi Bart. I know you from school'
'Uh..I don't know'
Cries when Bart demands his soul
3F03 Lisa the Vegetarian
Ralph :'Miss Hoover'
Miss. Hoover : 'Yes Ralph, what is it?'
Ralph: 'My worm went in my mouth and then I ate it. Can I have new one?'
Miss. Hoover: 'No Ralph, there aren't any more. Just try to sleep while the other children are learning'
Ralph: 'Oh, boy, sleep. That's where I'm a viking'
'When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University'
'I can't believe I used to go out with you'
3F04 Treehouse of Horror VI
Seen with a broken arm in the 'Nightmare on Evergreen Terrace' short.
3F05 King-Size Homer
3F06 Mother Simpson
3F07 Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming
3F08 Marge Be Not Proud
3F09 Two Bad Neighbors
3F10 Team Homer
3F11 Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield
3F12 Bart the Fink
3F13 Lisa the Iconoclast
3F14 Homer the Smithers
3F15 A Fish Called Selma
3F16 The Day the Violence Died
3F17 Bart on the Road
3F18 22 Short Films About Springfield
3F19 [Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"]
3F20 [The Anti-Immigrant Song]
3F21 [Homerpalooza]
3F22 [Summer of Lisa]





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